单身到底 Single All the Way(2021)英文字幕下载更新日期: 2023年04月11日 下载次数: 217 SRT ASS
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-[camera clicking]-[man] Perfect. Beautiful.,[man 2 laughs],-[man] Nice, guys.-["Not Tonight Santa" playing],[laughs],[photographer] Yeah,get in even closer, you on the left. Nice.,[indistinct chattering],Yes, guys. Nice. Beautiful.,-Get in even closer this way.-♪ No Santa this morning ♪,-♪ I guess my note got through… ♪-[photographer] Awesome.,Oh, I love it.,-This is so great! Really nice.-[photographer] Yeah.,Kyle, let's see a smile.[chuckles] All right. Good.,Adam?,Mm-hmm. Yeah?,Okay. Uh, hey, Peter?My clients are getting antsy.,Oh, it's a rough life for the Insta-gays.,-You've been on the set up for 45 minutes.-You know my boss.,Lachlan likes to haveall the options in every possible angle.,Okay. Well, I'll just tell himhe needs to trust you. Hey, Siri!,Whoa! Hey! No, no, no.,No. No. Don't do that.,Okay, now that you've shown your clients,that their big bad agenthas done his job, please let me do mine.,Hey, I know we all wanna getto Josh and Phillip's party,,and I promise we will get thereafter we get the shots.,Thank you. Looks great.,-You going with Nick?-Yes, and also with my boyfriend.,[camera shutter clicking],Boyfriend?,-Okay, how long?-Three months and 22 days.,[chuckles] Okay, let me just put that into,the Guinness Bookof Peter Records. [chuckles],-I hate you.-You love me.,-[sighs deeply]-♪ But I need Cupid more ♪,♪ Than all the presentsThat I think I'm due ♪,♪ Ooh, oohYou give me something I could never… ♪,Shoot went great.Yeah, got everything that we talked about.,Uh-huh, every shot on your list.,Yes, all the abs.,Hey, Lachlan, listen, uh, if I lose you,it's 'cause I'm going into a tunnel.,-[phone thuds]-[siren wailing in distance],[exhales],[clicks tongue] Ugh!,You looking a little sad today, Linda.,I think I know what this is about.,Just because I'm finally in a relationship,doesn't meanyou're any less important to me.,[sighs deeply],You saved me when Zack broke my heart,changed my life forever.,If it weren't for you,I wouldn't have any of my other plants.,Ow! Ow!,[scoffs] Judith!,Don't be jealous.,-I love you too.-[dog barks],Come here. [chuckles] Hi, Emmett.,[laughs] Yes, good boy.,Ooh, hey, boys.,-Get ready for the party.-I'm tired.,Maybe you shouldn't have acceptedso many TaskRabbits.,I don't accept TaskRabbits.I am the TaskRabbit.,I know how it works, Nick.,-Just get dressed.-You're going with your new man.,No, Tim can't come until later.I already told you this.,He has to be at the hospital until nine.None of this matters. You're coming.,-I don't have anything plaid.-Yes, you do because I knew you'd do this.,♪ La-la-la-la-laLa-la-la-la-la ♪,-You officially know me too well.-♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪,I'm ordering the Uber.,-[party chattering]-♪ I hope you have a horrible Christmas ♪,-♪ I hope you have a nasty New Year… ♪-Thank you so much.,-[man] Peter.-Oh, you guys!,Mwah. Mwah.,This is wow! You have really outdoneyourselves this year.,Thank you. I did everything.,And by everything, he meansmicromanaging three event planners,and repeatedly threateningto sue them on Judge Judy.,[laughs],-Oh, hi, Nick.-Hey!,-I got you a---Oh!,-So did I.-[both chuckle],-[man] Wish I had a best friend like that.-You do. You have me.,-I don't see you bringing me drinks.-[scoffs],-Bye, honey.-Bye.,-[exhales]-Well…,-Well, happy anniversary.-[chuckles],To eight years.,Eight years of this party,but we've known each other nine.,Just took a year of social climbingto get the invite.,-I think you did most of the climbing.-I did. Thank you!,Ho-ho-hoes. Hey!,-Hey.-Hi, Adam.,[Peter] Wow,look at all this plaid perfection!,I'm glad we all made it.I know it was a long day…,Oh, babe, stop. I mean,it's not like you didn't pay us $15,000.,You got 15? Why didn't I get 15?,Oh, Max, baby, sweetie, honey,you know that Kyle was the original.,-And, uh---Ugh!,Oh..
Don't worry. She'll get over it.[inhales sharply] So, where's the guy?,[inhales] He's still at the hospital.He'll be here soon.,Oh my God! What happened?,-No, he works at a hospital.-Oh!,-He's a cardiologist.-[Adam] Oh.,He's, uh… right there.,What do I have to doto be cardiac arrested?,♪ Dashing through the snow… ♪,[man] Do you want one with you in it?,-No, it's for my plant account.-Oh.,I keep my plant Instagramand my personal Instagram separate.,Plants aren't my real job, so…,Well, I love how much you love plants.,I love how much you love hearts.,[chuckles]It's kinda my job to love hearts.,Well, hopefully somedayit'll be my job to love plants.,I wishwe were spending Christmas together.,So do I.,-I'm excited to go home, though.-Yeah?,Yeah. Christmas is alwaysa big deal for my family.,And this year will be even better'cause I won't be the single one.,-Who's gonna be the single one?-No. I mean, I'm always the single one.,Every year, it's likeI'm this problem they all have to solve.,They can't understandwhy I haven't been in a relationship,more than a few months--,-Problem solved.-[chuckles],Come home with me.,-Seriously?-Yeah.,You said you have a bunch of time off.,So… [chuckles],…come to New Hampshire,meet my family. They'll love you.,I… would love to come home with you.,-Yeah?-Yeah.,Okay, good.,Let's deck the halls together.,-[chuckling]-[phone vibrates, chimes],[whispering] I'm sorry. One second.,Oh, crap.The hospital needs me. I'm so sorry.,-No, it's okay. It's a sign.-[exhales],It's meant to be. Go.,[chuckles] Go make more doctor moneyto pay for your plane ticket.,-[laughs]-[joyful Christmas music playing],-[man over phone] Peter?-Hi, Dad.,Yes. Yes, it's me, since it said "Peter"on your screen when the phone rang,,and also you're looking at my face.,-I have you under "probably wants money."-I haven't asked you for money in years.,Why is that still my name on your phone?,Well, I wanted to change itto "the single one," but, uh--,[laughs ironically] Good one, Dad.,Anyway,I'm not calling about what to get you.,-I'm calling about what to get Mom.-Wine glasses. She broke two last night.,Two?,How?,Wine.,-Hi, Mom!-Hi, honey. Oh, I can't wait to see you.,I can't wait to see you too.Hey, what should I get for Dad?,-Nothing. He doesn't need anything.-[chuckles],Honey, I think he's becomingone of those hoarders.,I swear. He won't throw anything out.,[gasps] I know.,Oh, get him one of those things.You know, those dumpster things.,What's that called?,Dumpster. It's a dumpster.,Yes! Get him one of those.,Well, you know whatMom and Lisa would love?,-What?-Gift sets from my new makeup line.,[gasps] What new makeup line?,It's organic. It's like all from the farm,which is what I'm calling it.,"Farm On My Face.",Oh, that sounds, um… I love it!,I want a Rolex.It doesn't have to be real.,Okay.,-Unless you want it to be.-[laughs],No, but seriously, don't get me anything.Just bring you. I miss your stupid face.,I miss your stupid face.,But I'm not just bringing me,,I'm also bringing a surprise.,[squeals] Is it a person?,Maybe. Maybe not.,-Oh, so you are getting me a Rolex.-[chuckles],[woman] We had a guywho did our lights for years, Carl,,and I've been calling himfor days with no answer,,until just this morning,his wife finally picked up,and told me he died,,hanging Christmas lights.,He fell onsomeone's roof and broke his neck.,I'm sorry to hear that.,Thank God I found you.,I had no ideaTaskRabbits did Christmas lights.,Oh, they should call you TaskElvesduring the holidays.,If it's okay, I'm gonna focus on this.You know, so I don't fall off your roof.,Oh, here's my husband.,-We'll leave you alone.-[car door opens],-[husband] Is that Carl?-No. He's with TaskRabbit. Carl died.,But this guy is great. This isthe fourth house he's done this week.,Oh, looks great.,[sad music plays],[Peter] No! You're married!,You're a liar and a cheater.,You've been lying to mefor almost four months,,and to your wife for however many years,,and to yourself for--......
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